- Commandeering two giant, floating alligators on the lazy river and blocking everyone's way, or generally ticking off a lot of people
- Literally howling down the "Wolfpack" ride that was so exhilarating we got stuck in the middle of it
- Getting soaked, not so much by the rides but by the torrential downpour
- Watching a little girl pop a squat right in the middle of an hour long line
- The Master Blaster, it's not America's Favorite Waterslide for nothin', and well worth the wait
happy 3rd birthday, conrad!
17 hours ago